{"id":5400,"date":"2011-03-15T20:57:11","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T19:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.km77.com\/teletransporte\/?p=5400"},"modified":"2021-03-31T20:10:54","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T18:10:54","slug":"llaves-sintoma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.km77.com\/revista\/teletransporte\/llaves-sintoma\/","title":{"rendered":"Las llaves como s\u00edntoma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Las llaves pesan y abultan. Es un despilfarro energ\u00e9tico y un trastorno continuo cargar con ellas todo el d\u00eda para utilizarlas a dos cent\u00edmetros del lugar en el que la has utilizado por la ma\u00f1ana.<\/p>\n<p>Es como si fu\u00e9ramos todo el d\u00eda con la sart\u00e9n a cuestas, ensartada en un sartenero, para utilizarla por la noche en el fuego de al lado del que hemos utilizado por la ma\u00f1ana para preparar los huevos revueltos.<\/p>\n<p>Lo racional, lo l\u00f3gico, lo que a todo el mundo debiera ocurr\u00edrsele deber\u00eda ser dejar colgada la llave por fuera, al lado de la puerta, nada m\u00e1s salir de casa, para recogerla de su clavo, al llegar por la noche, para abrir la puerta.<\/p>\n<p>Las llaves y su modo de utilizaci\u00f3n son un s\u00edntoma de la falta de inteligencia del ser humano. Cargar con ellas todos los d\u00edas en el mejor de los casos y perderlas, en el peor, son consecuencia del anacronismo conceptual intr\u00ednseco de la llave.<\/p>\n<p>Las alternativas a la llave que conozco son todas peores. Un motor el\u00e9ctrico para abrir una puerta es un despilfarro sideral. Pilas, corriente el\u00e9ctrica, fabricaci\u00f3n, consumo, para una operaci\u00f3n que ni siquiera requiere un clic.<\/p>\n<p>Las llaves son un s\u00edntoma de nuestra imbecilidad. \u00bfC\u00f3mo es posible que todav\u00eda existan? \u00bfNo hay nadie capaz de encontrar una soluci\u00f3n decorosa para que no lo noten los marcianos cuando nos invadan?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las llaves pesan y abultan. Es un despilfarro energ\u00e9tico y un trastorno continuo cargar con ellas todo el d\u00eda para utilizarlas a dos cent\u00edmetros del lugar en el que la has utilizado por la ma\u00f1ana. 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