{"id":36579,"date":"2010-07-01T11:55:19","date_gmt":"2010-07-01T09:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.km77.com\/cinecuatroruedas\/?p=635"},"modified":"2021-03-31T20:12:40","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T18:12:40","slug":"si-ustedes-quieren-voy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.km77.com\/revista\/cine-cuatro-ruedas\/si-ustedes-quieren-voy\/","title":{"rendered":"Si ustedes quieren voy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mLVolLtd1L8&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mLVolLtd1L8&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Amigos\/as,<\/p>\n<p>d\u00e9jenme ser breve ya que ma\u00f1ana entraremos al trapo (de nuevo) con el alud de obras maestras que llegan a la cartelera (n\u00f3tese mi l\u00e1nguido entusiasmo). <\/p>\n<p>El caso es que pensaba saltarme <em>Eclipse<\/em>, la tercera entrega de esa saga de vampiros an\u00e9micos, lic\u00e1ntropos con complejo de ardilla y chicas con pinta de sufrir estre\u00f1imiento cr\u00f3nico.<br \/>\n\u00bfLa raz\u00f3n para faltar a mis deberes f\u00edlmicos? Bueno, ya saben, tuve bastante con <em>Ira Vamp<\/em> y <em>La vida empieza hoy<\/em>, los abrazafarolas y los ancianos copuladores.<\/p>\n<p>Sin embargo hoy he pensado que quiz\u00e1s deber\u00eda ir a verla, aunque sea por mi obligaci\u00f3n moral con ustedes, los habitantes de esta web. Ya acud\u00ed en su momento a ver <em>Crep\u00fasculo<\/em>, por motivos puramente profesionales (perm\u00edtanme dejarlo claro) y fue una de las experiencias m\u00e1s dolorosas de mi vida: el cine (Comedia, en Barcelona) decidi\u00f3 que -no s\u00e9 si por razones de atm\u00f3sfera- no hac\u00eda falta encender las luces para que el p\u00fablico se acomodara. Yo llegu\u00e9 de los primeros y tuve suerte, me sent\u00e9 en el primer asiento que encontr\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Los dem\u00e1s no fueron tan afortunados y hubo ca\u00eddas y dem\u00e1s. Al final -esto no es broma, aunque me gustar\u00eda que lo fuera- una se\u00f1ora de unos 70 a\u00f1os se sent\u00f3 encima m\u00edo ya que en la oscuridad \u00abel asiento parec\u00eda vac\u00edo\u00bb, seg\u00fan me dijo la pobre mujer. Si no llega a ser por la diferencia de edad quiz\u00e1s la cosa hubiera ido a mayores pero soy muy tradicional en esas cosas y ella tampoco parec\u00eda muy dispuesta.<\/p>\n<p>La pel\u00edcula -para entendernos- era como si un d\u00eda haciendo la siesta notaras un dolorcillo y vieras a un se\u00f1or con guantes de jardinero intentando hacerte una colonoscopia con una manguera (lo s\u00e9, probablemente me he pasado de gr\u00e1fico).<\/p>\n<p>La segunda me la salt\u00e9, lo reconozco, a\u00fan ten\u00eda en la cabeza la anterior.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora llega la tercera, <em>Eclipse<\/em>, y tengo serias dudas, por eso les propongo un trato: si media docena de ustedes\/as me dan alguna buena raz\u00f3n para hacerlo ma\u00f1ana por la ma\u00f1ana coger\u00e9 mi bolsa, mis gafas de sol y mi cuchillo jamonero e ir\u00e9 al matadero con los dem\u00e1s borregos (l\u00e9ase \u00abir\u00e9 a ver la pel\u00edcula\u00bb).<\/p>\n<p>Si prefieren ahorrarme el trago tendr\u00e1n que conformarse con un g\u00e9nero que voy a perfeccionar de ahora en adelante en este blog: la cr\u00edtica precognitiva.<\/p>\n<p>Hala, abrazos\/as y hasta ma\u00f1ana,<\/p>\n<p>T.G.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amigos\/as, d\u00e9jenme ser breve ya que ma\u00f1ana entraremos al trapo (de nuevo) con el alud de obras maestras que llegan a la cartelera (n\u00f3tese mi l\u00e1nguido entusiasmo). 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